I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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