ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
