if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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