The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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