so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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