i can't believe i had my finger in that
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
