just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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