And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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