Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
