therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
