Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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