Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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