In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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