That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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