We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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