I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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