she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just blew my weed a kiss
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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