and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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