Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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