Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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