...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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