I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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