the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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