everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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