I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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