He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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