You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
