My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
