dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
