...so i touched it.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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