shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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