i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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