Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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