gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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