Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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