Small penises have feelings too.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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