do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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