i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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