Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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