Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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