SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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