Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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