Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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