True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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