well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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