I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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