it was like his penis was on wheels.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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