I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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