Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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