he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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