remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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