I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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