Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
