they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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